April 2010
96 posts
I can't believe I'm saying this...but uh....well...
….I’m admitting something to you all here that I figured I’d never ever admit doing as long as I walk this green earth: guys, I’m attending a Jimmy Buffett concert.
((cue gasps/extreme record scratching effect))
Yes, some washed-up beach bum whose music happens to make my toes curl, and I’m being forced to hang out with his wacky, mainly middle-aged fanbase for an...
“I am nobody
Nobody is perfect
Therefore, I must be perfect!”
– Anonymous
((Cheers from one nobody to another nobody))
WatchDude, if you EVER wanted to know how hilariously ridiculous “The Hills” truly is, just let a bunch of cute kids re-enact it for you this precisely. Pure brilliance, especially from Ceiling Eyes, err, I mean, Audrina!!!
“For a period of time, you can win financially and later buy whatever you want.”
– Dave Ramsey
((The past year I was over $10,000 in debt. I’m now happy to say that I’ve just about conquered that debt so I can gradually create more…kidding! Sorry, student loan humor. Eh.))
Drama Queens...
Do you have a Drama Queen in your life? Boy, I sure do. Several of them, in fact. One of them happens to be VERY close to me. I love her to death, and I personally don’t mind her Drama Queen-like ways, but at what point do you begin to wonder if the friendship is worth dealing with the constant, well, drama?!
Now me, I’m a pretty laidback chick. I just wanna laugh and have fun and...
“Tough times never last, but tough people do.”
– Robert Schuller
The Curious Case of Katrina Szish... →
So apparently I originally offended another blogger, a blogger I actually like and respect and whose blog I read and enjoy regularly. She completely misread and misinterpreted a post I had reblogged of hers as me being snarky/sarcastic/condescending of her, when in fact I was tossing a virtual high-five her way for being the sorta fierce diva I can honestly dig…and also, to compare/contrast...
ok, here's the deal...
katrinaszish:
if I go MIA, it’s only because I’m working on:
1. “The View” (again!) live on 4/28
2. “The Early Show” live on 4/29
3. LX.TV live or taped? on 4/29
4. LX.TV live or taped? on 5/5
5. “The Wendy Williams Show” live on 5/13
6. TBS “Movie & A Makeover” taped 5/19 or 5/20
Ummmm, shyeah…rock on then, Katrina, you glamazon, you! I kinda love it when busy career...
“On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created...”
– H. Allen Smith
((Awwwww comon…Mondays aren’t THAT bad…are they??))
It's that time again...
…nooo, not THAT time. Certainly not Hammertime. But caricature gig time, yayy!!!
Yep, another one of my adventures down my own artistic lane. They’re all too infrequent for my tastes, but my agent finally threw me a bone today in the form of a big convention employing my services from 1-8pm today. Yikes. But that’s a happy yikes—-mama needs the money!
The Farmer's Market is so bitchin'...
Really, is there anything better on a gorgeous Saturday morning than to stroll over to the local Farmer’s Market and watch the natural madness of farmers peddling their purty stuff to the masses?
Just LOOK at those gorgeous fruits and veggies!!! And all at such rock bottom prices too. Seeing local produce like this and various farmers still determined to somehow compete with the allure...
“To me, it’s a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you...”
– Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy (Saturday Night Live)
