July 2010
26 posts
Attack of the patterned dress!!!
Why did I decide to shamelessly promote this crazy patterned frock I wore last night? Because my granny bought this dress for me while she was thrift shopping yesterday. I thought it was adorable that this little 97-year-old lady saw some colorful mess of a dress and thought, ‘My dearest Sheryl would love this!’ and decided to spend some dollars from her social security check on it....
My trashy summer reads thus far...
…because honestly, what better time to fill your brain with pages of excess blubber than via frequent trips to the local library? Here’s what I’ve paged through thus far, if you give a rat’s anus:
Buying a Piece of Paris by Ellie Neilsen
Simply put, I was so surprisingly bored by this book that I quickly flipped through it in one night just to get to the end. This is...
@$%$&@#!(&^&*!*&&!@!!!!
Wow, this just isn’t my week so far! Not only is my educational/financial future hanging in uncertainty at the moment, but as of last night it appears that my computer has caught a SERIOUS virus of some sort. I can’t even open up my Internet Explorer and my desktop is moving is slow as a snail fart, but thank God I can at least pop online momentarily via my far less engaging Firefox...
HOW amazingly awkward was "The Bachelorette" last...
…and I’m not just talking about boring Bachelorette Ali, who apparently finds going out on dates with random dudes while she’s flown on free vacations all around the world to be “soooo harddd!” and who considers excess giggling/smooching to be perfectly acceptable 1st-3rd date excuses for engaging conversation. ((ugh!))
No, I’m talking about the walking...
“I see my path, but I don’t know where it leads. Not knowing where...”
– Rosalia de Castro
EVERYONE is getting married lately, dadnabbit!
Seriously, it’s crazy around here…the marriage bug has bitten so many people around me that I’m beginning to wonder if it’s a blessing or a plague!
There’s been at least two recent marriages with neighbors in my loft building, and another recent engagement. Al and I are attending two different weddings in October. And everyone from Megan Fox to Harrison Ford have...
“There is as much difference between us and ourselves as there is between us and...”
– Montaigne 